So this post is simply a ploy to convince my readers to come visit me in California. "Use me for my location"...that can be my byline..I'm totally cool with it. There are multiple obvious reasons to come from whatever state you may be in, but there are a couple of additional other reasons that you may be overlooking. In which case I feel the need to inform and basically make you want to spend every spare minute searching Orbitz, Expedia, Travelocity, Cheaptickets, etc. to puchase a ticket to come visit me!
Top 10 reasons to visit Dianne in California
#1 People watching at the airport is immediately entertaining.
#2 It's time to bust out N'SYNC's Chrirstmas CD. So we would jam to "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays" in the mini van.....kinda like Nelly in the Cruiser.
#3 It is still "tank tops 4 life" weather so no sweaters or warming you extremities by the heater.
#4 Two words: Trader Joe's...bascially the coolest grocery store/market ever....it puts the Harris Teeter to shame.
#5 The self-esteem booster. Apparantly, our southern accent is just simply adorable. I don't get it but whatever.
#6 Best thrift store shopping on the planet.
#7 The Jelly Belly Factory is less than 30 miles away. We can eat the reject Jelly Floops till our tummies hurt!
#8 Find out if Chris really does exist...I swear I do have friends, but you gotta come out here to make sure they really aren't imaginary.
#9 Meet a real hippie, we thought Billie was close but no way.
#10 You get to secretly snicker inside everytime some says "no worries" or "right on" in everyday conversation.
5 comments:
did you really think you have to sell us with points about the place??? you could have just said "d-body needs a hug!" and we would so be there! i seriously think i'm asking for a plane ticket for christmas!
D!!!! I love your lists...they always make me laugh..and I love the reasons to come visit...as if YOU weren't enough...
okay...so i really do want to come visit! plan on me coming...maybe not by christmas, but soon!
i hate delta and any everything it stands for. dammit, i need a portal.
yes, i made the list, life is complete.
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